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May 4, 2013
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A summary of life at its various stages
Toddler
Life is unfamiliar.
Teen
Life is aggravating.
20s
Life is to be conquered
30s
Life cannot be conquered.
40s
Life has conquered me
50s
Life, I'm starting to figure you out.
60s
Life, I'm going to savor every moment of you before it's too late.
70s
It's too late.
Goat: Well, that's uplifting.
Rat: It's not my fault we're not born as 70-year-old babies.
Pig: So that's why old folk wear diapers!
May 6, 2013
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