Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 18, 2012
Pig: How come you wanted to come to the bookstore, Goat? Goat: I just enjoy it. Seeing all these wonderfully diverse areas of knowledge gives me hope for mankind. I mean, look, you've got your science section, our classic literature... ...History...Geography... ...Psychology...Philosophy... "New Teen Paranormal Romance" Goat: We're all @#*@#@ doomed. Pig: Awwwww...bloodsucking vampires are so darn sweet.