Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 01, 2012
Voice in background: Sir, one of your opponents in this race seeks to raise taxes on the wealthy. ANother opponent has a tax plan that some say could raise taxes on the middle class. What approach do you favor? Rat: My own. Voice in background: Which is what? Rat: To single out stupid people and make them pay more. Voice in background: That can't be constitutional. Rat: Oh, right. Like they'll figure that out.