Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 26, 2012
"Dude, Have Guard Duck destroy Pakistan. Rat should get wasted at Disneyland and punch people in the face!! Do one where a girl takes off her bikini top. Says, 'Glad to get that off my chest.' PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do something with Star Wars where everyone blows up. STAR WARS ROCKS!!!!!! My wife Jessica's 39th birthday is on Friday. Have your strip that day say 'Happy B-Day, Jess!' More Crocs!!! Less crocs. KILL ALL YOUR CHARACTERS. P.S. Please give me credit if you use this idea." Pig: Hey, Steph, I had an idea for a strip...do you take suggestions? Stephan: No. Rat: So this is where you get your ideas.