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Aug 3, 2012
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Pig:  Hey, Goat, want to see an animated movie with me and Rat?
Goat:  I guess. But why's Rat carrying a book of Russian plays?
Rat:  Because all animated movies have sickeningly sweet endings. And all Russian plays end with someone shooting themselves so when the film nears its saccharine end. I just stand and read the last page of the play aloud. Thereby keeping the whole universe in balance.
Goat:  oh, that must be heart-warming.
Rat:  It is? Then listen to this...'And Ivan shot himself. The end.'
Pig:  Awww...poor l'il Ivan.
Aug 5, 2012
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