Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 13, 2012
Larry the Croc: Bob! Bob! Guess whuh me see. Bob: Whuh? Larry the Croc: Dead deer. On highway. Stoopid tings try run across. Geet hit. Bob: Dead deer taste gud. Larry the Croc: Me know dat, Bob. So go steal beegest truck possible. We zoom down highway. Run over everyting. Larry the Croc: How 'bout YOU go run across highway, Bob? Man: Gimme back the cart, pal. Bob: Peese no hit me, Man-een-funny-pants.