Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 27, 2011
Goat: Hey, it looks like the MacArthur Foundation gave out its annual genius grants, those 23 awards they give to people who - Pig: Shhh. He shouldn't discuss it. Goat: Why not? Who doesn't want to talk about the guys who got genius grants? Pig: One of them who didn't. Goat: Oh, Lord. Rat: It's a #*@! slap in the face is what it is.