Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 14, 2011
"The sheep were angry. Angry about their old barn. Angry about their bad food. Angry about getting sheared. 'Let's band together and tell Farmer Bob how we feel,' said Stevie Sheep. 'For together we are strong.' So all the sheep marched together to see Farmer Bob. 'What the #%&# do you want?' asked Farmer Bob, holding out the biggest pair of shears any of the sheep had ever seen. 'Me and my united sheep brothers wish to present you with some demands,' said Stevie Sheep. 'What sheep brothers?' asked Farmer Bob. Stevie Sheep was sheared like he was never sheared before." Goat: This is your 'Guide to Being a Team Player'?! Rat: "So remember, kids, never be the one to speak up." Pig: I am not saying a word.