Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 21, 2011
Rat: Hi, Goat, an I interest you in our new product? It's bottled water. See, it's got a beautiful mountain spring on the label. I even gave it a fancy French-sounding name: 'le Lavabo.' Goat: 'Le Lavabo' means 'bathroom sink'! Rat: Nuts. I've given away my secret source. Goat: Go away. Pig: If it makes you feel better, some of it comes from our tub.