Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 20, 2011
Goat: Did you know that some bottled water is just city water re-packaged! Rat: Are you kidding me? You mean some guys just bottle the stuff I already get out of my own tap and sell it back to me for a higher price? Goat: Yup. How does that make you feel? Rat: Fill, you fat pig, fill!!