Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 03, 2011
Man: Hi. Gimme an iced double tall nonfat 180 vanilla latte. Rat: Okay, but let me ask a question first... ...You ever had a high-maintenance girlfriend? Man: Yeah, a while back, I guess, but we broke up... Wait... ...Why you asking me this? Rat: Because you're a high-maintenance customer. And I'm breaking up with you. Man: Gimme my @#$$%#@ Coffee. Male employee: Can I have a word with you rat? Rat: Fine, but don't serve the ugly man. We've broken up.