Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 02, 2011
Male employee: Excuse me, Rat. But do you know why there's a customer sitting in our storage room? Rat: Oh, that guy? Yeah, he had a very complicated drink order. Male employee: So? Rat: So I gave him a time-out. Male employee: We do not discipline our customers. Rat: Which is why they're out of control. Voice in background: May I come out now?