Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 01, 2011
May 31, 2011
June 02, 2011
Man: Hi, I'd like a grande, one pump, vanilla, nonfat, caramel macchiato.
Rat: And I'd like world peace, but lo, it's not to be.
Man: I take it I'm not getting my order.
Rat: Shhhh, I'm wishing for unicorns to dance upon your head.