Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 24, 2011
Goat: Hey, Rat, thanks for letting me stay at your house while mine is being painted. Rat: It's no skin off my nose, dude. Pig's the one volunteering his bedroom. Goat: This is pig's bedroom? Rat: Yep, this is where the magic happens. Goat: The what??! Pig: TA-DAAAAAAAAAAAA. Goat: Never mind. Pig: And whooooo would like to be sawed in half by the Great Pigini? Rat: Pssst... Don't volunteer.