Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 25, 2011
Pig: Hey, Rat, the guy who owns our entire avenue and built all the houses on it is at our front door and says our rent is due. Rat: How do you know it's him? Pig: Because he looks like a rich guy that would do that sort of thing. Rat: What the heck's that s'posed to mean?...Tell him we want some I.D. Pig: My friend would like some I.D.