Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 19, 2011
Rat: When I was young, I was so judgmental of others... No I realize that all of us- including me- are deeply flawed. Goat: That's great. So now you feel more humble? Rat: Proud. My flaws have more style. Goat: Never mind. Rat: Why be humble when you can be me?