Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 13, 2011
Pig: Stephan says we're getting a new character. Rat: Who? Pig: Apparently, he's some guy who horns in on other people's conversations. Rat: Dude, that is the most annoying habit ever. Rhino: What is it? Pig: Not... Breathing... Rhino: Oh, yeah. When you can't breathe? I hate that. Rat: Operator, get me wider panels.