Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 10, 2010
Rat makes 'Pearls a 'mad lib.'" Stephan says, "Listen to me, Rat. I'm serious. We are not turning the strip into a 'mad lib.'" Rat says, "Fine. Then how 'bout just the punchline? We can ask readers to fill in the blanks and give a prize to the best submission." Stephan says, "No! I have no prize to give and I have no time to go through 100,000 e-mails." Rat sys, "Alright. fine. I understand." Rat says, "How 'bout I just (verb) them a (adjective) (noun)?" Stephan says, "I'm gonna kill him." Pig says, "Run, Rat, before he (verb) your (noun)."