Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 11, 2010
Pig says, "Did George Washington have a point at the top of his head?" Goat says, "No." Pig says, "Was he five hundret feet tall?" Goat says, "No." Goat says, "The Washington monument does not depict George Washington." Pig says, "Then who's that s'posed to be?" Rat says, "It's his arch nemesis, Andy Obelisk!"