Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 02, 2010
Goat says, "Who's your friend, Rat?" Rat says, "Stevie Stenographer. He takes down every word everyone says. That way, I have a verbatiim record of all the promises others don't keep." Goat says, "What about all the promises you don't keep? Like yesterday, when you-" Rat says, "EARMUFFS!" Goat sas, "I see." Rat says, "Get your own stenographer."