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Oct 23, 2010
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Pig says, "If someone puts something in a book and tells you it's true, then it's guaranteed to be true, right?" Goat says, "No, Pig. People can lie in books just as they can anywhere else." Pig says, "But if a magazine says it, it's true, right?" Goat says, "No. Not necessarily." Pig says, "A newspaper?" Goat says, "No, not necessarily." Pig says, "My mom?!" Goat says, "Gee, Pig, you know, even moms sometimes have to..." Pig says, "AAAHHHHHHHH!! My very best friend in the whole universe, Mr. Pitters?!!" Goat says, "Can Mr. Pitters talk?" Pig says, "No." Goat says, "Then yes. Mr. Pitters never lies to you."B<R>Pig says, "I knew we were best friends for a reason."
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