Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 23, 2010
Rat says, "Hey Goat, check this out. I got a job writing those contractual terms you agree to every time you load software on your computer." Goat says, "Those things? No one ever reads them." Goat says, "I will never buy software again." And you further agree to fight an angry Bonobo monkey, who may or may not be armed.