Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 27, 2010
Rat says, "Why is it important to be non-judgmental?" Goat says, "Because nobody is perfect, so to judge others is to invite judgment upon ourselves." Rat says, "So nobody should judge anybody because we all have flaws and thus are not in a position to judge others." Goat says, "Exactly." Rat says, "Then who tells the idiots they're idiots?" Goat says, "You might be missing the point." Rat says, "It's a public service I perform!"