Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 27, 2010
Larry says, "Good afternoon, Zebra. As you may notice, I've had my speech notably improved by genetic engineering, a risky procedure that either greatly enhances or diminishes the genes that control speech. Bob here has had the procedure also." Bob says, "Wubba. Wubba. Koosh. Koosh." Larry says, "His was not as successful."