Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 01, 2010
Larry says, "Hullooo zeeba neighba? Leesten? Crocs buy you ostreech egg? Ees geeft? pet een house." Zebra says, "why would I want an ostrich egg?" Larry says, "Ees lotta egg. You make ommleet." Zebra says, "Yeah, well it looks a little big for an ostrich egg... how do i know that's not a croc in there?" Larry says, "Ooh, dat very oofensive. Now you ees, like, call me liar. Mebbe you not know ostreech babies HUGE." Zebra says, "No, no, no... I know ostrich babies are born large, so it makes sense their eggs would be large. I'm just being cautious. Here, forget about it... have a beer." Larry says, "Okay. Beer make better." Croc says, "Where MY @#*@#* beer?" Larry says, "Baby's first words."