Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 31, 2010
Goat says, "What are you up to, Pig?" Pig says, "Putting an ad in the personals on Craigslist? what do you think?" Pudgy, unsmart pig neeks new me. Goat says, "I think we need to work on your self-esteem." Pig says, "Oh, no need? the new me should have oodles."