Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 29, 2010
Pig says, "Hey, Goat, want to hit each other with the water noodle in the swimming pool? ?It's real soft? it's just foam? me and Rat love it." Goat says, "Sure. How many do you have?" Pig says, "Just one." Goat says, "Just one? Then what does Rat use?" Rat says, "A bedpost." Pig says, "Try to avoid it." Goat says, "Check please."