Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 27, 2010
Rat says, "What are you reading?" Goat says, "Some poetry by Wordsworth." Rat says, "I guess you haven't heard 'Rat maxim no. 14.'" Goat says, "I guess I haven't." Rat says, "'Poetry is a hoax perpetrated by educated people to confuse and anger the rest of us.'" Goat says, "I'm leaving now." Rat says, "You've been punk'd by William Wordsworth!"