Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 26, 2010
Goat says, "I like this politician. He seems like a normal guy." Rat says, "There is no such thing as a normal guy. See Rat Maxim no. 9." Goat says, "Rat maxim no. 9?" Rat says, "'There are only two kinds of people: abnormal people, and people you didn't yet know well enough.'" Goat says, "I don't think I'll put 'Rat's Book of Maxims' on my summer reading list." Rat says, "'Cliffsnotes' version: 'We are all @#*@#* freaks.'"