Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 20, 2010
Goat says, "So do you really know how to play chess, Pig?" Pig says, "Of course I know how." Goat says, "Then why are you circling your piece around the board?" Pig says, "Because Bambi's looking for his mother." Goat says, "They're horses, not deer and my bishop killed the other one." Pig says, "You killed Bambi's mother?!!"