Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 19, 2010
Pig says, "What do you get there, Rat?" Rat says, "The towel roll o' evil, a giant paper towel roll where I keep track of all the backstabbers and connivers who have done me wrong in life." Pig says, "But not everyone in life is a backstabber or a conniver. Some people are loving and helpful. Where do you keep their names?" Rat says, "The Tootsie roll o' kindness."