Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 10, 2010
Goat says, "What are you doing?" Rat says, "I am now the honorable Rat, judge of the universe." Goat says, "You? A judge? You don't even know what a judge is." Rat says, "Sure I do. Everything I say is right, and if anyone disagrees with me, I can pound 'em in the head with my hammer." Goat says, "It's called a gavel." Rat says, "Sounds like someone needs a pounding."