Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 29, 2010
Pig says, "Zebra! Zebra! I told Guard Duck about the crocs in your house and he got rid of them! They're gone! They're gone!" Zebra says, "I have my house back?!" Pig says, "That's sorta gone, too." Guard Duck says, "Hey. Tomahawk missiles are not surgeons' scalpels."