Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 28, 2010
Rat says, "What is Zebra doing in my living room?" Pig says, "I told him he could stay here. Don't worry, I gave him all the house rules about not using all the hot water, not eating your cheese poofs and making more coffee if he finishes the pot." Rat says, "Oh... well, that makes me feel better, but I think you forgot this one... mind giving it to him?" Pig says, "Oh, sure." Zebra says, "'Get out or I pummel your head." Pig says, "Here. Hide in the closet."