Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 24, 2010
Stephan says, "What do you think you're doing?" Rat says, "It's the 'Pearls Before Swine' Pledge Drive. If people will give money to boring public television, surely they'll give cash to us. We've even got our own tote board to keep track of how much we've raised." Stephan says, "Three cents." Pig says, "I found it in our sofa." Rat says, "Operator, get back to the phones."