Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 23, 2010
Goat says, "Where are you off to this early?" Rat says, "To our local public television station to help with their P.B.S. pledge drive." Goat says, "Wow, that' great? 'Nova,' 'Frontline'? I love their programs. But since when did you start supporting the 'Public Broadcasting Service'?" Rat says, "P.B.S. stands for 'Public Broadcasting Service'?" Goat says, "It does not stand for 'Pearls Before Swine.'" Rat says, "Boy, did you save me a morning."