Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 22, 2010
Pig says, "Can I go back in my house now, Guard Duck?" Guard Duck says, "Sir, there is a bovine in that domicile? no one is going anywhere until air support has done its job." Pig says, "What does that mean?" Guard Duck says, "That means a black hawk helicopter is gonna take out that cow, and if that means bombing that little blue house to smithereens, well then that's just the price of freedom." KABOOM Pig says, "We live in the yellow house." Guard Duck says, "Corporal... send 'blue house' guy a fruit basket... put 'woopsies' on the card."