Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 21, 2010
Pig says, "Hey, l'il Guard Duck, where you going?" Guard Duck says, "Dining facility, sir? a.k.a. the kitchen? there appears to be some awful noise coming from there." UNINTELLIGIBLE SPIRAL Guard Duck says, "Man the torpedoes!!" Rat says, "Our household does not function as it should." Guard Duck says, "Where is a flamethrower when you need one?!"