Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 18, 2010
Junior says, "Okay, dad. I did some research on your bird? it's a socorro mockingbird." Larry says, "Me no care. Me juss want stoopid ting gone so peeple stop staring Larry hed." Junior says, "Yeah, well that's the thing, dad? a socorro mockingbird is pretty rare." Larry says, "So whuh? Who care??" Junior says, "Birdwatchers." Larry says, "Hey hey hey. Geet lives, peeple."