Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 16, 2009
Pig says, "Rat got a job hosting some late night radio program called 'The unexplained from coast to coast.'" Zebra says, "Oh, I've listened to that. A bunch of people call in and discuss aliens and conspiracies and stuff." Pig says, "Yep. That's the one." Zebra says, "But you know, the old host took all those calls very seriously and treated the callers with a lot of respect. Does Rat understand that's what's expected?" Rat says, "Greetings, Kooky Person."