Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 10, 2009
Goat says, "This is absurd. Pig's Guard Duck actually believes cows are global terrorists?" Rat says, "Yep. And he makes some good points. Did you know one of them destroyed Chicago?" Goat says, "That was a fire. And it was over a hundred years ago! And the cow didn't start it intentionally!!" Rat says, "Well, I'd say that's open to interpretation." Goat says, "Oh my gawd...this is insane! Okay, suppose cows were the enemy and we arrested all of them...where exactly would we imprison these millions of cows?!?" Guard Duck says, "I call it Guantanamoooooo."