Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 30, 2009
Pearls in Wonderland Grown large through the consumption of a magic eggplant, the Raterpillar descends into madness and eats Tweedle Dum Pig and Tweedle Dee Idiot Pig." Chomp chomp chomp chomp And the soldiers." And The Cheshire Snuffles And The Queen And the Mad Ducker And the Zebra. And a goat. Goat says, "Whoa whoa whoa. I wasn't even in this story." Indifferent to continuity errors, the Raterpillar eats him anyways." Rat thinks, "Plotline schmotline."