Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 29, 2009
A confused and lost Zebra wanders through wonderland helped not at all by Tweedle Dum Pig and Tweedle Dee idiot Pig." Pig says, "Go this way." Pig says, "Go that way." Zebra says, "He is soon put to sleep by an aromatic fog?" ?Blown by the Raterpillar." Rat says, "Want a puff?"