Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 07, 2009
Rat says, "I've concluded that the world would be a much better place if we'd all be a little less selfish and just start treating each other better." Goat says, "Good for you, Rat?so what are you gonna do about it?" Rat says, "Wait for the world to start treating me better." Goat says, "Of course." Rat says, "I'm owed, baby...I'm owed!"