Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 06, 2009
Goat says, "Okay, Rat. I'm really getting sick of your stupid 'Cool fence.'" Rat says, "So sayeth the nerd." Goat says, "Oh, please. That is so ridiculously juvenile. What do you think, that you get more girls because you stand behind a 'Cool fence'?" Rat says, "Oh, no. For that, I do a lot of sudoku puzzles and drive a four-cylinder honda civic." Super cool Goat says, "Okay, now that hurts." Rat says, "Here's a stick, nerd. Go fight off all those babes."