Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 22, 2009
Pig says, "Hey, Goat, do you know the story of the pied piper?" Goat says, "The guy who saved the people of his town from rats by playing a tune and luring the rats out of town?" Pig says, "Are you sure it's not the story of a rat who saves his neighborhood by playing a tune and leading neighbors he thinks are stupid?" Goat says, "Yeah. Why?" Man says, "Get off my lawn, Rat." Rat says, "Focus on the music neighbor Bob."