Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 02, 2009
Pig says, "Hey, Rat, I hope you don't mind, but I invited my friend Jeff over. He's a cyclist." Rat says, "A cyclist? Dude, I don't know what it is about cyclists, but every one I've ever met has always been so self-righteous." Man says, "I am fit! I am great! Share the road!" Rat says, "Well, he's humbler than I expected." Man says, "You are fat. You are lazy. Share the road."