Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 01, 2009
Goat says, "Thanks for inviting me for breakfast, Pig?got any salt and pepper for the eggs?" Pig says, "Yeah, here's some salt, but I'm out of pepper. Here, try this instead?" Pffsssh Rat says, "Pepper spray is not pepper, Pig." Goat says, "Aaaugh my eyes!!" Pig says, "And it seemed like such a convenient little spray."