Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 09, 2009
Patty says, "Where's Rat today?" Pig says, "He's arguing with out neighbor Fred?Fred's oak tree is dropping acorns on our lawn again." Patty says, "He's arguing over acorns?" Pig says, "Yeah, Our neighbors really make Rat mad, but he says he has a constructive way to resolve the dispute." Neighbor says, "I am not fighting a duel." Rat says, " Take the pistol, Fred."