Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 21, 2009
Transcript:
Pig says, "If every life is sacred, why do we kill each other in wars?" Rat says, "Because some life is sacreder than others." Pig says, "Whose life is sacreder?" Rat says, "People who agree with you." Pig says, "I don't get it." Rat says, "I suggest you agree." Pig says, "Okay doke."
This is rat in a nutshell.